The Mayor of Brooklyn

Years ago, I was called the Mayor of Brooklyn by friends.  I would glide through the streets waving hello to people and shop owners, kissing babies and shaking hands - that is part of what a Mayor does isn't it?  Little did I know, that the true Mayor of Brooklyn is a man named Mohammed.  It pains me to make this concession as he's spent years humorously hurling insults at me whenever I walked into his store - can you say crush?  I can, but he'll never admit it. J Mohammed is highly admired and respected by anyone who meets him - aargh, including me J.  Wouldn't it be cool to have a genuinely nice Mayor with so much style?